Movie Reviews With An Attitude

I LOVE movies- Action, Indie, Animated, Foreign, Comedy, Horror (ok...not so much the horror).. But movie reviews tend to be loooong (clicking NEXT to another page is exhausting), wishy washy (should I stay home or should I go?), and uh ...sometimes pompous (there are some NY Times reviews you would need a PHD to understand). So here are some Movie Reviews with an Attitude- honest, to the point, and with a bit of sass.